You know that moment when you realise you’ve become the human equivalent of beige wallpaper? That hit me on a Tuesday morning at 7:28 AM, standing in my underwear staring…
Okay, confession time – I’m basically useless on Monday mornings. Like, genuinely terrible human being levels of useless. The weekend high crashes into reality so hard I literally stand in…
Let me be completely honest with you – I shop at Primark more than someone with my salary probably should. There, I said it. When you’re trying to maintain a…
Look, I’m going to be completely honest with you – the first time I hit Portobello Market, I basically did everything wrong and walked away feeling like I’d been personally…
I’m going to be completely honest with you – I used to think I was above retail sales. When I first moved to Boston for work, I was all about…
The first time I went back to Eugene after living in Portland for three years, my mom took one look at me getting off the train and said, “Well, you…
Okay, so picture this: it’s 6:47 AM on a Wednesday, my toddler is still asleep (miracle), and I’m crouched in my kitchen like some kind of deranged fashion vulture, refreshing…
Look, when my friend Sarah suggested I try the personal shopping service at John Lewis for my college friend’s wedding, I literally laughed out loud. Me? Personal shopping? I‘m the…
I was standing in line at this aggressively trendy coffee shop in Seattle last week – you know the type, they serve cortados in tiny handmade ceramic cups and the…
Last month I got one of those messages that makes your heart sink a little. “BABE! Sarah’s getting married and we’re doing a MASSIVE hen weekend in Bristol! It’s going…